My friend, Greg, has a black T-shirt that has “I BEAT ANOREXIA” boldly emblazoned across his chest. The fact that the T-shirt is an “extra-extra large” lends credibility to his claim.
Although he never was anorexic, he certainly appears thinner in his family picture than he did when I visited his home. With computerized technology, Jim has perfected the art of hiding his extra girth.
“You just do this,” he said as he moved the mouse over the picture he’d scanned into his computer, “and I only have one chin.”
Jim looks good with only one chin.
You want to see me with hair?” he asked.
He looked good with hair, too, but he removed the brown curls because as he frankly admitted, “That’s going too far.”
He added some curves to his wife and got rid of the acne on his daughter. The family portrait was beautiful. He spent extra time on his wife, ridding her of all the grey hair and most of the wrinkles, because, as he said, “This picture is her Mother’s Day present. I want her to be happy.”
Greg understands that putting your best foot forward is a good idea. He also knows when enough is enough, hence his reluctance to add hair to his bald head.
At Wipple, we don’t Photoshop your business, but we do know how to help you put your best foot forward and allow your website to represent you fairly.
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